"Hi I'm Nick, the men’s football captain for the forthcoming season. I joined LUDSS Men’s football team at the start of the year and instantly met loads of new people. Everyone who trained had a good mix of ability and there was a real buzz surrounding the team. I was fairly dedicated to the team and I love organising things, so when I was asked to be football captain, I promptly accepted. Next season we are going to be plying our trade in the top division, so we are really keen to gather some new recruits. This isn't the Champions league, so if you played football at school or college and enjoyed yourself, you'll definitely love playing football for the dentists. It's a great way to meet people and get involved and we'll have loads of team socials planned as well! See you all in September!"
"Hi I'm Jack, and I'm this seasons Vice-captain. I'm Liverpool born and bred and I spent five years training in the marines just to play dentists football. People sometimes call me Roy due to my similarities with the footballing legend Roy Keane when on the pitch. I'll be assisting Nick at football training and I'll be in charge of team fitness. I love to punish failure with press-ups and I love starting the day with two raw eggs. Occasionally I bring my pitbull to the game to frighten the away team. See you in September!"